He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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