this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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