we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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