:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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