We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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