we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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