Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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