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She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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