can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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