In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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