how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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