so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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