Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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