So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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