She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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