Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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