Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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