is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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