I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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