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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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