Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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