I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i've created a new STD.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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