I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Who died my cat blue again?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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