I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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