Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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