he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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