I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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