I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So much rum. So many feels.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
