Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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