I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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