Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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