nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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