I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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