ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm always down for nudity.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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