I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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