How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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