She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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