she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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