I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
did i just pee glitter
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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