I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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