Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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