This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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