yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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