its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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