you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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