Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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