When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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