Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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