I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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