Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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